Always be yourself unless you can be a chicken then always be a chickens sweater

I knew a man that Always be yourself unless you can be a chicken then always be a chickens sweater. He had been in the Carolinas. They figured it got into his suitcase. If you see a spider this big crawling down into your sleeping bag when you are in it would you please let someone else know that you are not happy sleeping with a giant spider. Don’t just go back to sleep with it crawling across your stomach. Catch it and throw it out the front door of the tent. Have good dreams tonight.

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